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Match report: 15.09.13

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Red: Kevin, Daniel, Oz, Tufan, Martin, Jim, Keith, (Ahmet)
Yellow: Alan, Prit, Phil, Rob, Chris, Henny, (Isaac, Sunny)

We had eight, they had six so Ahmet, on his first game back after a month (a month!) of holiday, kindly swapped to even the sides – thank you sir. It’s over a week since the game and my notes, although no doubt good for prompting my memory at the time, don’t mean much to me now. Oz started us off with a tight-angled goal from the right. This was after about ten minutes and not much happened for a while but Red did have the upper hand and finally made a break through to settle the game with Martin taking possession down the left channel and after what seemed an age of looking at the ball, looking at the goal, pondering the idea, lining up and preparing to shoot and looking at both again, he eventually fired in a corker across the goal and inside the far post. Goal of the game. Tufan added a third and we looked good.
3-0 to Red at half time.

However, Sunny and Isaac, who’d turned up after 11.00am and loitered then joined Yellow and we got Ahmet back. Two pairs of fresh substitute legs, particularly good ones at that. We kept them quiet for the first ten minutes of the restart but these additions paid dividends, a hatrick for Sunny and another with no reply meant the turnaround was complete. And all the more galling for Ahmet who’d effectively lost 7-0.

Final score: Red 3 – 4  Yellow

Match report: 08.09.13

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Red: Oz, Tufan, Daniel, Pete, Rob, Alan, Chris, Henny, Junior, Brian
Yellow: Jim, John, Keith, Femi, Stuart, Prit, Joel, Phil, Tall Bloke, other chap from the small game two weeks ago.

A huge game! Welcome back Jim and Keith. And most of the other team. A feeble summer, let it be said. We were three-a-side and they had 14. So as we wandered near to their pitch they insisted on joining us. So we agreed. And then watched them as they put up their own goals and left them to their own devices as they marked out the pitch.
And so a game for midfielders got underway. Lots of action in the middle of the pitch and when it did break at either end, both defences had to be on their toes. Yellow were initially the most active defence with Oz regularly feeding Tufan or Junior who were proving troublesome up front. Oz even had a chance to curl a lovely shot around the keeper who got in a good save. At the other end Yellow were warned about the tall chap and the kept him quiet for the first 15 minutes or so. However after getting off a couple of markers, two good through balls split the Red defence and one-on-one with keeper he came out trumps. Junior sadly ambled off around this point with a leg injury but was spotted a short time later warming up for another game on the other side of the Rye. Boooo…Hissss.
Yellow 2-0 up at half time.
More of the same in the second half. Good midfield distribution from both teams was met with resilient defences at both ends. Yellow got a corner and somehow Femi had the time to poke in the low ball. 3-0 to Yellow. Femi had also contributed to another goal scored from a tap-in after his throw, only he’d been a good three metres onto the pitch when he launched it so it was disallowed. And the same tall chap who’d got the other two also saw a header hit the post. Disappointing for Red, it shouldn’t have been this one-sided.
But then, with about 10 minutes left, Daniel tentatively progressed out of defence down the left. He saw Brian run past down the wing in support but chose to cut inside his marker just inside their half after hearing a call from Chris at the far post, and let fly. The keeper (that tall chap who’d got a brace in the first half) anticipated this deft curling cross and stepped out to intercept it. Only the curl was more than he predicted so exclaimed “Oh Shit” as the ball soared into the empty net he’d left behind. Clean sheet obliterated, accolades from both teams and a little bit of fairness restored to the scoreline.
A very enjoyable game. Pretty passing, dependable defences, tasty tackles, and a couple of sumptuous saves. And what a goal for the man who’d celebrated his birthday just a few days earlier!

Final score: Yellow 3 – 1 Red

Match report: 01.09.13

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Us: Oz, Tufan, Eddie, Kevin, Daniel, John
Them: Chris, Prit, Femi, Mani, Joel, Alan

A nice 6-a-side for the start of the Autumn. A gentle rise in numbers but not enough from each to play alone so another head-to-head. And what a tasty humdinger. Chris got us started with a low daisy cutter that Daniel should have used his hands for rather than his feet. Oz got an unfortunate own goal with them putting on pressure close to the goal. 2-1 at half time. They’d been far more efficient with their passing but we’d had the majority of shots. And our work rate was questioned during the half time chat, although John preferrred to recount a cornish skinny-dipping tale. Within ten minutes of the restart, Yellow were 4-1 down, including another low drive from Chris. This wasn’t right! Yellow then decided to finally act on their passing efficiency and work rate and took control….4-2….4-3….4-4….4-5….4-6….4-7…..4-8!!!!!! An amazing twist of fortune. Good defensive running back from everyone, shots from everyone, assists from everyone and no goals from Oz, Kevin, or Daniel meant that Eddie, John and Tufan were suddenly a ruthless attacking menage-a-trois. Alan got a late consolation but the comeback was complete.

Final score: Them 5 – 8 Us

Match report: 25.08.13

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Us: Oz, Daniel, Chris
Them: Prit, Prit’s nephew, ?, Femi

Shocking turnout for both teams. Jumpers for goalposts and we didn’t bother with bibs neither. Everyone on your team has to touch the ball before you can score. Femi arrived after 15 minutes to make the teams uneven so with the extra man we restricted them to two touches each. They’d got the first goal but seemed unsure how to use the extra man. We got a few so we took away their two touch rule. And we let them off when they surreptitiously widened our goal. Which had no effect and we got a few more.Final score: Us 9-3 Them

Match report: 18.08.13

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Yellow (7): Oz, Eddie, Richard, James, John, Colin, Daniel
Red (8): Chris, Pete, Alan, Femi, Prit, Dan, ?, ?

Yellow were 2-0 down within ten minutes, Dan and Alan both showing aplomb in front of goal. A long period of not much happening and then finally a Yellow goal with ten minutes to go….game on. That’s what Red thought anyway and promptly put two more in. They were better, had the extra man and we haven’t played together in ages due to shocking attendance during the summer and were duly punished. It was reasonably close in the middle of the pitch and despite Eddie getting in good positions and getting off a few nice shots, they were more clinical near the target.

Final score: Yellow 1 – 4 Red

Match report: 21.07.13

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Us: Kevin, Tufan, Colin, John, Martin, Oz, Eddie, Daniel
Them: Steve, Lee, Kev, Femi, Prit, Stuart, Alan, Sundy

8-a-side….eventually – Sundy joined at half time after watching the first half and ambling off to change. Thank you Steve for making up their numbers. Lots of complaints about the pitch. It was a good pitch-shaped rectangle with the usual cones. But for some reason which I still can’t fathom, the dried out grass lines from pipe-laying of yesteryear running in strange angles seemed to flummox most.

Colin unsettled the opposition by stripping to his pants, rather unnerving for his own team too. It was a close game all the way through with Red just about keeping a one goal lead for most of it. El Capitano had a shocker. Two own goals from Yellow made the difference.

Final score: Red 6 – 5 Yellow

Match report: 14.07.13

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Red: JP, Kevin, Steve, Gerald, Femi, Chris, Brian
Yellow: Daniel, Tufan, Keith, Eddie, Alan, Patrick

Red were given the extra man because JP was injured. Within two minutes it became apparent he wasn’t. Brian and Patrick clashed early on. Patrick crawled off the pitch to the shade and eventually went home with a possible cracked rib. Get well soon sir. Chris swapped to even things up. Yellow got up to a 5-2 lead! The only actual piece of action I’ve noted down was Kevin’s dipping shot that was fingered-tip saved over the bar. Red clawed back the deficit to gain a small lead and in the last five minutes, Keith ventured forward out of goal to help with Yellow attacks. Red duly punished this approach and finished comfortable victors.

Final score: Red 9 – 6 Yellow

Quotes of the day:
Steve: “Who’s injured?” Twice, when people kept mentioning the fact that JP was injured.
JP: “Slip me through!”
JP: “There I go!”
Neither the cries of a player inhibited by injury.