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Match report: 18.08.13

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Yellow (7): Oz, Eddie, Richard, James, John, Colin, Daniel
Red (8): Chris, Pete, Alan, Femi, Prit, Dan, ?, ?

Yellow were 2-0 down within ten minutes, Dan and Alan both showing aplomb in front of goal. A long period of not much happening and then finally a Yellow goal with ten minutes to go….game on. That’s what Red thought anyway and promptly put two more in. They were better, had the extra man and we haven’t played together in ages due to shocking attendance during the summer and were duly punished. It was reasonably close in the middle of the pitch and despite Eddie getting in good positions and getting off a few nice shots, they were more clinical near the target.

Final score: Yellow 1 – 4 Red

Match report: 21.07.13

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Us: Kevin, Tufan, Colin, John, Martin, Oz, Eddie, Daniel
Them: Steve, Lee, Kev, Femi, Prit, Stuart, Alan, Sundy

8-a-side….eventually – Sundy joined at half time after watching the first half and ambling off to change. Thank you Steve for making up their numbers. Lots of complaints about the pitch. It was a good pitch-shaped rectangle with the usual cones. But for some reason which I still can’t fathom, the dried out grass lines from pipe-laying of yesteryear running in strange angles seemed to flummox most.

Colin unsettled the opposition by stripping to his pants, rather unnerving for his own team too. It was a close game all the way through with Red just about keeping a one goal lead for most of it. El Capitano had a shocker. Two own goals from Yellow made the difference.

Final score: Red 6 – 5 Yellow

Match report: 14.07.13

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Red: JP, Kevin, Steve, Gerald, Femi, Chris, Brian
Yellow: Daniel, Tufan, Keith, Eddie, Alan, Patrick

Red were given the extra man because JP was injured. Within two minutes it became apparent he wasn’t. Brian and Patrick clashed early on. Patrick crawled off the pitch to the shade and eventually went home with a possible cracked rib. Get well soon sir. Chris swapped to even things up. Yellow got up to a 5-2 lead! The only actual piece of action I’ve noted down was Kevin’s dipping shot that was fingered-tip saved over the bar. Red clawed back the deficit to gain a small lead and in the last five minutes, Keith ventured forward out of goal to help with Yellow attacks. Red duly punished this approach and finished comfortable victors.

Final score: Red 9 – 6 Yellow

Quotes of the day:
Steve: “Who’s injured?” Twice, when people kept mentioning the fact that JP was injured.
JP: “Slip me through!”
JP: “There I go!”
Neither the cries of a player inhibited by injury.

Match report: 07.07.13

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Us: JP, Keith, Martin, Matt, Ahmet, Steve, Daniel, Chris
Them: Gareth, Alan, Brian, Mani, Femi, Prit, ?, ?

Low turnout for both teams but 8-a-side when we joined forces – thank you Chris for swapping to make it even. And a bit of dithering meant an almost 11am start. Red warmed up by practising set pieces whilst Yellow discussed the merits of El Capitano’s well-turned ankles and slim legs.

The first few minutes seemed ominous for Yellow as Red attacked in threatening fashion so it was slightly surprising when Yellow scored first after a well-timed tackle followed by a quick release to Matt who fed JP who fired in. Not for long though, Red equalised soon after releasing Femi down the right who shot low from quite far out but hard and fast. A similar release to JP, from Chris this time, freed him to fire in his second. Red were quick with their response again, Gareth (a constant threat that Yellow did well to smother for most of the game) had his initial shot blocked but Alan was on hand to stroke home the rebound, 2-2. An unfortunate own-goal by Red restored the Yellow lead and just as Red were about to attack a corner, Yellow were saved by the half time bell.

Red had the sense at half time to retreat to the shade while Yellow topped up their tans in relaxing fashion.The second half was much the the same as the first with both teams displaying some good quick passing in attack and solid defending. Moments of note were a couple of Nicklas Bendtner reenactments at either end with teammates blocking shots from their fellow strikers and both teams practising how to tempt fate by trying to dribble out of defence – sadly no one could punish their showboating naivety. Red brought the score up to 3-3 soon after the break, a man escaping down the right wing and chipping in a cross from near the corner for Gareth to expertly nod in beyond the diving keeper’s hands, nice. Yellow won a corner and the arcing ball tempted the keeper and two defenders into a tangle at the front post and the ball soared over them to JP who volleyed low into the far corner to restore the lead and complete his hat-trick. Chris settled the nerves with ten minutes to go, surging down the middle and taking down a long high ball with his first touch and shooting low with his second – tasty. And the two goal that Yellow had sought was enough to dampen hopes of a Red comeback. Hot stuff and very good and enjoyable game.

Final score: Us 5 – 3 Them

PS: This months best reason for not turning up goes to Tufan: “Sorry, away at Pepper Pig World.”  He didn’t mention what his children were up to though.

Match report: 23.06.13

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Red: Kevin, Daniel, JP, Tufan
Yellow: Martin, Oz, Eddie, Ahmet, Steve

Uneven numbers, last minute team changes and Eddie joins the fray – welcome sir.
Tufan’s speculative shot got us started. Yellow replied and it was similar tit-for-tat for much of the game. Daniel scored with his first outfield touch of the ball. Steve, for the second game in a row, decided to maraud down the left wing, trying to improve his repertoire by crossing with his left foot – the Ronnie O’Sullivan of our little footballing niche. Unsurprisingly, he’s quite good at it. Red we left slightly bemused by JP negating any anticipatory moves by shouting “Play it like it is.” Tufan made a quick hatrick of reflex super-saves to keep Red in the game. Martin was given numerous chances to head in but couldn’t convert one. He did get a few with his feet though. And JP has competition – Eddie has a dragback trick or two of his own. He took turns with Martin, both working the right wing well and Yellow did eventually pull away to a 7-4 lead at half time. Red’s team chat worked and they quickly rallied to draw level at 8-8 soon after the break. Yellow didn’t take it sitting down and restored the advantage pulling away to 14-10. They took the foot off the gas and two more from Red made making things interesting for the last five minutes but Martin saved the best until last, taking down a long high ball from Oz at the back with his first touch and powerfully firing in an unstoppable half volley for the last goal of the game to quell any chance of a Red fightback. He even curtsied. A suitably impressive and meaty goal to reflect the occasion of his birthday and the size of the steak he had the night before.

Final score: Yellow 15 – 12 Red

Match report: 16.06.13

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Red: Rich N, Ahmet, Martin, Tufan, Oz
Yellow: Kevin, JP, Steve, Keith, Gerald

Report courtesy of Gerald and Tufan – thank you.

The lines were straight, and the temperature a cool breezy perfect.  It was one of those days when the fates shone kindly on those who played well, with skill and courage, but they cast a shadow over those who were basically rubbish.  And so Yellow missed goal after goal after goal – cross-bars were hit, shots were saved and saved again, Gerald – yellow (player of the year, as he was constantly reminded on the pitch) missed an outrageous open goal which any poacher worthy of Lineker’s mantle would have scored, whilst Richard Norman – red – scored a Scholes-esque goal from outside the penalty area (granted we have a very small penalty area) curling it gently into the top corner. The highlight was Steve’s back pass to JP who was thinking a lot about whether he could pick it up or not, and not too much about actually picking it up until it was in the back of the net. Last week Ahmet and JP conspired to pile on the goals, this week Ahmet and Tufan, in red, combined to the same effect.  I’ll leave it to our dear readers to work out the common dominator.

Final score: Red 11 – 4 Yellow