Red: Paul, James, Oz, Patrick, ?
Yellow: Ahmet, Matt, Daniel, Ibrahim, ?
Low numbers but it was 3-a-side or 10-a-side. So we started with a small pitch, small goals, the half way rule and every-teamate-has-to-have-a-touch-before-you-can-score rule. And it got to 2-1 after five minutes when two extras appeared and we took them on, got rid of the rules and started the clock again. Then it got to 3-3 after another ten minutes when another two joined us and we increased the pitch size, changed to goals back to full size and started the clocks again. They seemed a bit moody because the other team hadn’t let them join their game but that’s what happens when you’re an hour late. The two on Yellow were so moody they couldn’t be bothered to defend. Anyway, back to the game. There was never more than one goal in it, and there wasn’t even that at the end. The game felt like someone had stolen your spliff. Disjointed.
Final score: Red 7 – 7 Yellow