Spring Equinox game
Beardy Weirdys: Tufan, Gerald, Kevin, Daniel, Jeremy, Richard
Hairless Harrys: Jim, Oz, James, Matt, John, Julius
Beards vs non beards. We started 6 vs 5 but after two minutes Matt arrived so we stopped, made the pitch bigger and started again, timers increased to 42 minutes to fit the maths. When you’re worried about life it’s always comforting to turn up for a game with us because nothing has changed so all must be right with the world.
Richard and Oz head butted each other, bobbles everywhere, John got a corking goal, Jim’s shot missed by so much that Gerald asked if his hip was alright, Kevin showboated, Tufan is taking classes at the Jonny Wilkinson school of shooting, Julius still needs to be marked a lot, Jeremy hasn’t lost his voice, Daniel still plays every week but isn’t any better than those that don’t, and Richard’s son Stanley was disappointed by the spectacle. There will a team photo.
Quote of the day: “That was great. Shall we do this every week?”
Final score: Red 3 – 7 Yellow