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Yellow: John, Jack, Matt, Oz, Gerald, Tufan
Red: James, Jeremy, Jim, Kevin, Daniel, Richard N

It’s two months since the game. I noted the teams and the controversial end but nowt else. All you need to know is that ultimately John cheated. He declared “I think that’s a goal kick” after deflecting a clearance over the byline. But then took a corner from which his team scored, two seconds before the final whistle. But as we’re far more progressive than FIFA, I’ve retrospectively scratched off that final goal which nullifies the exuberant and unmagnanimous celebrations that the opposing team were forced to unjustifiably endure, you really shouldn’t be that happy for a draw anyway. Oh, and Jack scored from the halfway line out on the right wing but only because goalkeeping Jim wasn’t paying attention.

Final score: Red 6 – 5 Yellow