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Yellow: Jeremy, Kevin, JP, Gerald, Oz, Tufan
Red: Daniel, James, John, Richard, Matt

Moments of note:

Jim decide to train in the week before the match, the most basic of PCFC errors. He pulled a muscle and couldn’t play.

Jack forgot and went to Holland instead.

Questionable teams – especially with Oz very kindly offering to go and fetch a ball for jumpers-for-goalposts as the keys for the container had gone missing, but promptly being left out of team selection when he returned. Rude.

Red were a man down.

John and Jeremy tussling down the left wing and someone commenting on the 100 years of footballing experience involved.

Richard took one in the nuts.
Jeremy took one in the nuts.
Daniel took one in the face.

Red apparently scored their goals with ping-pong football, which is praise indeed because it worked.

Yellow concerned themselves with preventing the possibility of a Red moral victory….the one that the team with fewer players shouts about if they get a draw.

Red scoffed at the very idea – they weren’t ever in a losing position and James thumped home the final goal with the last kick of the match and they chatted afterwards on how much of a very satisfying victory it was. Which it was. No morals here, just a proper victory.

Tufan’s quotient remains very low, James remains very high.

Final score: Red 9 – 7 Yellow