Match report: 16.03.14

Three-a-side until John arrives for Colours and Red take on Patrick who was an too late for the Hairdressers. And what a contrast between the two late arrivals. John – safe, calm, accurate; Patrick – young and naive. He whoops and hollers for himself for the one and only trick that comes off, a chip over Oz. He fails at a nutmeg and Oz shows him how it’s done soon after and he attempts numerous tricks and dribbles whilst last man in defence and fails every time and is accordingly punished, mostly by John. Otherwise, it would have been much closer.